Vally Town Office

Apr 18
hunter-doctor-sorcerer:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.
IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID
THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS
NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE
THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED
OR ALIENS
BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

so basically what i’m hearing is that we have found Atlantis

hunter-doctor-sorcerer:

snotvanilla:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

lovelyphantasmagoria:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

OR ALIENS

BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

so basically what i’m hearing is that we have found Atlantis

Apr 18

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

Apr 18
jenngeek:

doktorfylthe:

Characterization done right.

Steve Rogers in a single gif.

jenngeek:

doktorfylthe:

Characterization done right.

Steve Rogers in a single gif.

Apr 18
starkspangly:

amidtheflowers:

bellemojo:

bravebelle:

vkacademybank:

My excuse for leaving any social gathering early.

I am totally going to use this now.
“Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.” 

I am so using this.

Excuse deemed acceptable. Will use in future.

Solid friend making technique. Slide around someone at the coffee shop or the book store. “Oh, sorry, excuse me, I have to to destroy Jotunheim.”

starkspangly:

amidtheflowers:

bellemojo:

bravebelle:

vkacademybank:

My excuse for leaving any social gathering early.

I am totally going to use this now.

“Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.” 

I am so using this.

Excuse deemed acceptable. Will use in future.

Solid friend making technique. Slide around someone at the coffee shop or the book store. “Oh, sorry, excuse me, I have to to destroy Jotunheim.”

Apr 18

YOU ARE NOT MY SON! NO HONOR!

YOU ARE NOT MY SON! NO HONOR!

Apr 18
Apr 18

triple6y0:

aye-aye-captaaiinn:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!

Apr 18
mccalphaboy:

sparkafterdark:

momunofu:

dadurl:

momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax


You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

stop showing off your muscles men of tumblr (dont actually stop)

I swear, i thought that was Daniel Radcliff for a second

mccalphaboy:

sparkafterdark:

momunofu:

dadurl:

momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

stop showing off your muscles men of tumblr (dont actually stop)

I swear, i thought that was Daniel Radcliff for a second

Apr 18
poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

poutymaru:

poutymaru:

I BOUGHT THE BABY A DOLL BED WHILE GARAGE SALE SHOPPING THINKING SHE WOULD JUST SNIFF AT IT AND NEVER SLEEP IN IT BUT SHE ABSOLUTELY ADORES IT AND HASN’T GOTTEN OUT OF IT IM SO HAPPY LOOK AT MY BABYDOLL

I’m so fucking happy this is getting notes this is the only post of mine that deserves this many notes please help me make it more popular than that awful fucking yeehaw post of mine

Apr 18

nakedexocakeparty:

you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring

I TRIE TO EXPLAIN THIS THING TO MY FRIENDS AND THEY DIDN’T UNDERSTAND IT. FUCK.

Apr 18

sauntering-vaguely-into-insanity:

officialundertaker:

grellsutc1iff:

antagonist does not equal bad guy

antagonist does not equal bad guy

antagonist does not equal bad guy

protagonist does not equal good guy

protagonist does not equal good guy

protagonist does not equal good guy

protagonist

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antagonist

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Apr 18
cdpwork:




INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

this is my answer to privacy now

cdpwork:

INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB

Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.

This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.

this is my answer to privacy now

Apr 18

bonkalore:

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So… this started with just a thought I had of reminiscing of how fun The Magic School Bus was as a kid… than I was thinking of how she even would get those frickin’ kids on field trips all the time… and then I remembered Whitest Kids U’ Know….

It all went downhill from there.

This is what this is: [link] (Srsly… you NEED to hear it to make it as funny as it is…)

(This is actually pretty old now but I thought that tumblr might enjoy it as well so I went and cut it up to fit on tumblr as well as uncensored cuz fuck that shit this ain’t DA)

Here’s the original Deviant post though.

Apr 18

hesterandboo:

It’s Asexuality Awareness Week. Be aware of asexuals. They’re up to something sneaky.

Apr 18

tomhazeldine:

Tom making a joke and then apologizing for it.